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Donald Trump Jr leads the GOP fight to remove restrictions on silencers

Donald Trump Jr leads the GOP fight to remove restrictions on silencers

“This can help with getting little kids into the game. It’s just a great instrument. There’s nothing bad about it at all.” Donald Trump Jr has found his issue, killing things quietly.

Both Donald Jr and Eric shown above bravely showing off their trophy of “leopards are endangered mainly due to over-hunting.” My heart goes out to the boys who more than likely suffered PTSD from the week long ordeal of a highend African safari. While the boys of those who voted for them did a couple tours in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Gun silencers are hard to buy. Donald Trump Jr. and silencer makers want to change that.

This time round the GOP is billing this as the Hearing Protection Act, they care about people, well some people anyway. Rather than dwell on the stupidity of this allow me to instead look at the five finer good things about it.

  1. It helps save the hearing of gun enthusiasts who have nothing better to do with their free time than shooting the carp of objects, animals, family members and themselves.
  2. It will help the people of South Chicago better get a good night’s sleep.
  3. It will mean that Eric and Donald Jr will be able to shoot all the leopards without scaring them away.
  4. It will mean police officers can be shot more quietly without a big tado.
  5. When shooting the family, the neighbors won’t hear and call the cops.