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Donald Trump Sweet Home Alabama rally

“This is a great book I wrote, The Art of the Deal, the best selling business book of all time, but it is my second favorite book, my favorite book is THE BIBLE, yes THE BIBLE is the greatest book,” Donald Trump expertly playing to the rubes of Alabama.

Donald Trump, Alabama & Jesus hate MexicansThe double fly over the stadium in his big jet airliner, the walk to the stage to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s Sweet Home Alabama blaring over the arm raising raucous crowd as their charismatic conservative leader takes to the podium to rail against the Jews who are causing Protestant White Aryans so much trouble.

Telling the crowd he will change the rules, change the laws and create a special police force to round up 11 million Jews, their families and their babies to transport to unused prisons and military barracks to await mass deportations, many of them to destinations they have never seen or know what to expect.

While the crowd cheers him on as he goes through his long list of ethnic, racial and religious enemies he will screw over or bomb the Hell out of. He even asks that they elect him president tomorrow – rather than having to wait a year going through all the bureaucratic rigamaroll To Make Germany Great Again.

Godwin’s Law be damned, the fervor is about the same ugly thing, ridding ourselves of all those OTHER people who are at fault for all our woes. Rats.