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Donald Trump’s Minority Report – Funny or Die

Donald Trump's Minority Report - Funny or Die

Donald Trump's Minority Report - Funny or Die

In January 2017, the Trump Pre-Crime division was born to protect the American people from minorities and the crimes they almost certainly will commit. This is Donald Trump’s Minority Report.

Until it becomes a federal crime to teach Donnie Darko that there is more to the internet than Twitter, this nightmare could well become a reality! Perhaps you remember the movie ‘Minority Report’ in which Tom Cruise controlled a complex computer system using only his hands and sweeping arm movements. Now envision Trump’s bizarre little hand and arm movements, which he now uses only when speaking. Given a team of pre-cogs like the one led by Kellyanne Conway, Trump would be able to call up images of minorities and fake news purveyors at a whim, and convict them of crimes they might dream of committing. The future is now!