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Donald Trumps Sons Are Back To Defend Their Dad – FOD Exclusive video

Donald Trumps Sons Are Back To Defend Their Dad -  FOD Exclusive video

Thanks to the magic of Funny or Die, the Trump brothers are back – helping dad make America great again, and they have a lot to tell you about their dad’s new book, his recent SNL appearance and (cough) his new position in the polls behind Ben Carson. Hey, what’s up with THAT America?!

Eerily similar to the world’s least sympathetic orphans the Menendez twerps,the pair appears to suffer from a lack of fatherly attention – but luckily for The Donald, they’re fiercely loyal…So far.
The boys present their case again, with all of the braggadocio borrowed with interest, from the ‘Old Block.’ Plus guns, and fireworks!

The Trump camp appears to be concerned that Carson has crept past him in the polls. The boys warn that if you want a president who’ll put you to sleep, Carson is your man. The boys don’t see that Carson’s ability to lull an audience is a form of self-preservation. Those who have heard the actual words within Carson’s drone are awake for days – and are plenty excited. Excitement is often overrated.

Much like the Bush bunch, the Trump family has tried to help you.  They’re offering you the smartest, funniest, best-looking, all-knowing, heroic pop-pop they have to offer!  Maybe Donald will  have time to tuck them in after the election (whoever they really are).