I was trying to find out how many people God murdered executed in his genocidal flood and happened upon this website which I found far more entertaining that The Onion, I had to check to make sure I wasn’t being fooled, but no this is the real stuff.
I also found that searching “noah flood population” the first two pages of Google results are all religious websites who seem to agree that it was about 10 billion people, what with Noah being 600 years old having something to do with it. I found no links to any secular sites in the first two pages of results.
At the top of the first result page from Google sits the The Bible-Science Guy who has mathed it all out to arrive at a pre flood population of 10 trillion. I could go on and on about the sheer stupidity which this idiot panders to other idiots but I don’t want to ruin the fun for you. And please put a pillow on your desk for the endless internal links will cause you more head banging that at an Iron Maiden concert.
Doing a WHOIS and a ALEXA find no name or picture of the Bible-Science Guy but I did find traffic at about 10 trillion a month with 78% from America and 22% from Nambia.
Here is a taste of it and it only gets better and better.
Comment: Joshua
That makes god the biggest mass murderer in the history of the planet. How many innocent infants and animals were amongst those ten trillion I wonder
Reply: Bible-Science Guy
God, the righteous Judge of all the earth (Genesis 18:25), did not murder those who died in the Flood. He executed them for their wickedness (Genesis 6:5-13). Execution is not the same thing as murder. Moreover, the Creator and Judge has the right to do as He pleases with His creatures. There is no such thing as an innocent person; all have sinned (Romans 3:23). The younger a wicked person is when he dies, the less severe his judgment, because he has had less time to do evil. Since everyone except Noah and his family were wicked, it was actually a mercy to those who were executed young.
And we complain that the Koran is violent crazy? Beat that Islam!
There are about a dozen references to homosexual behavior in the Old Testament and three in the New Testament.
There are seven references to homosexual behavior in the Koran.
The Bible is more homophobic than the Koran. In fact I would guess that what with so many more Christians than Muslims that the homophobia is about equal. Though the matter of punishment is quite different. But then again the punishment for everything is quite different.
Do we realize just how consumed Christianity and Islam are with sex. It’s what it’s all about!
Every minute people spend having sex is one less minute they are out causing real trouble.