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Doomsday Preppers Will Not be Eaten, Onion

doomsday preppersJust wrote about the crazy cannibal Doomsday Preppers a few days ago. The Onion is watching me… Doomsday Castle should be a big hit. I like how they even out the gunplay with archery. Better to have a dead neighbor on a stick ready for roasting over the campfire.

Once you start watching these bozos it becomes clear that it’s all about eating your neighbors.

I can think of only two books that changed America, Uncle Tom’s Cabin and The Jungle. But now I am thinking THE ROAD by Cormac McCarthy is important enough to give us Doomsday Cannibals. But I wonder if they actually read it or just watched the movie on DVD from their bunkers while munching on neighborhood children.