Lauren Mayer penned and performs this song for the extravagant, jet-setting, ab-displaying Hunk – Aaron Schock, who moonlighted as a congressman…For a short while. If points were given for enjoying tax-payer money to the fullest, Aaron Schock, would win the prize. The Congressman who’s lived large and loved it, seems to have the innocence of a puppy when confronted with his bad deeds!
In his hometown of Peoria, last week, Schock was asked whether he broke the law of ethics rules. Schock said, “I certainly hope not.” He allowed that he could not definitively say so, because he is “not an attorney.”
You’re undoubtedly aware of the Downton Abbey remodel (upwards of $100,000) which drew unwanted attention to the congressman. The ‘decadent’ office decor (just like Lord Grantham’s drawing room) – right down to the pheasant feathers makes him happy…So do massages, which are also provided by taxpayer money.
Great Pinterest shots of Schock have been shared, thanks to a full-time photographer he has hired with money from – you know where. Schock is seen snowboarding, and enjoying life in all of the loveliest spots on the planet. He’s even seen learning Argentine Tango, where else, but in Argentina. It’s convenient, because his photographer travels the world with him at taxpayer expense.. Schock is quick to say that he and his photographer are just the best of friends, ‘not gay,’ as Schock’s father also pointed out although no one had asked him. Shock’s father protested that his son had extravagant tastes, and that he will be a success in anything he does, after this bru-ha-ha dies down, and a prison term is perhaps served.
The point is NOT whether he’s gay, according to Barney Frank: “Aaren Schock should be exposed if he is gay.” Frank explains Shock ‘voted in an anti-gay fashion.’ In fact, Shocke’s anti-gay voting record has caused constituents and fellow lawmakers to name him the ‘anti-equality Rep.’ Crooked, hypocritical and flamboyant?
Schock likes to book flights on private jets to attend Chicago Bears games…Who doesn’t? He’s taken interns to a Katty Perry concert on taxpayer dollars. Rawr! Schock reports the flight explenses as ‘software’ when campaign finance dollars come from the Shock Victory Fund. I find it odd that no one ever questions such expensive software or the frequency at which he seems to be adding such expensive programs.
Do you remember when he got his bookkeeping fouled up and claimed much more mileage than his odometer showed on his car?’ Ouch! Likewise, he is involved in questionable real estate deals with big doner groups, where we assume he keeps the figures a little more straight.
There is just so much more that the golden boy from Peoria has done to feather his opulent nest and lose the voter’s trust…But that’s not why he’s stepping down. Shock says he is resigning because all of the ‘questions have proven a great distraction, that has made it too difficult for me to serve the people with the high standards they deserve, and which I have set for myself.”
No doubt the questions have been too distracting to ‘serve the high standards he has set for himself.’
Keeping a six-pack of abs like that must take hours a day, for which mandatory attendance at a ‘job’ can only be a huge interference!