Duck Dynasty Phil Robertson likes that young snatch

“You got to marry these girls when they are about 15 or 16. They’ll pick your ducks. Good marrying women are hard to find, mainly because these boys are waiting until they get to be about 20 years old before they marry ’em. Look, you wait until they get to be 20 years old, the only picking that’s going to take place is your pocket.

phil robertson likes highschool girls

What I like best in the horror of men waiting until they are 20 to get married. Wow…

The conservative defense of our present spokesman of Middle American Christianity, racism, homophobia, sexism, bigotry and advocate for statutory rape is that he is joking. If that be true then Phil Robertson’s life is a joke. Which it does seem to be.

18 year old Phil Robertson began dating his present wife Kay when she was 14, they married in 1966 when she became 16, already an old woman in Southern Christian culture.

BTW, their first son Alan Robertson, a beardless preacher, flat out refuses to say when he was born. I suppose that is because if Kay became pregnant before Phil married her, that would be statutory rape which would put Phil in prison for the rest of his life. There are thousands in jail for less.

So where’s the birth certificate? What was the date of the Wedding?

And Fox News, talk radio, Sarah Palin, Mike Huckabee, Bobby Jindal and the GOP all dig in as the story of our most famous Christian Middle America role model unfolds.

Be sure to understand this guy is in the media crosshairs, and this kind of stuff I am sure will be piling up. Let’s hear more about the bar he owned causing a temporary estrangement from his wife Kay?