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Elbow Of The Day: Rush Limbaugh Blames Women For His TINY Wiener

Rush Limbaugh blames women for his tiny wiener, says Feminazis caused penis size to shrink

Researchers claim that the average size of a man’s penis is 10% smaller than the standard issue fifty years ago. Scientists say OBESITY, smoking, stress and air pollution are quite
plausible causes. NO – thunders the obese, cigar chomping Limbaugh. “It is the fault of Feminazis!” “Chickification” is also blamed for the disturbing trend. How – is a mystery.

Then again, it’s also possible that as large as Limbaugh’s fear and loathing of the fairer sex looms; the temptation of doing one less story with Mitt Romney’s name in the title might well have figured in his choice of this deeply personal topic.