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Eric Greitens for Governor to gun down the Obama machine stealing his election!

Eric Greitens for Governor to gun down Obama machine stealing this election! Eric Greitens for is running in the Republican primary for Governor of Missouri with just not a gun as his centerpiece, but a spinning six barrel full automatic machine gun being fed from a 100o round ammo box magazine with 12 extra ammo boxes withing reach so Eric is sure to get every single one of the members of the Obama machine who he says came to Missouri to steal the election from him. But it’s okay, he is a veteran and a Navy Seal.

And again and again and again I ask yall who is Donald Trump and this guy playing to? Tens of  millions of extremely white Americans who wet their pants seeing a close up of 500 rounds a minute coming out as the red hot fire from massive machine gun barrels directed at Obama, Hillary Clinton, liberals, Muslims, Mexicans, #blackliveddontmatter and above all, everyone smarter than they are.  Which isn’t saying much.

How many of these ugly angry white people are there anyway?  Polls count only voters or probably voters, so that reduces it by about 40%. So 40% of 40% voting for Trump is 25%. Next we must remove all the Republicans who are only voting for him because like Bob Dole they are party people, I would guess that would about half of them? So that comes down to about 12% of our population, but let’s round that up to 15% just to be fair. Is that too many to round up and deport to Somalia where guns and less government has already been so successfully arrived at?