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Esteban Colberto Explains Obama and the Americas Summit to Stephen Colbert

Yesterday we learned that torture is a Republican thing rather than an American thing.

Today we learn that not talking to anyone we don’t like or agree with is also a Republican thing rather than an American thing.

Over the past 30 years we have learned that bigotry and religious intolerance are Republican things rather than American things.

We have always known that not giving a crap about anything other than our tax money is a Republican thing.

About half of Americans are Republicans.

If every Democrat ate just one quarter of one Republican we could get sick and not lose our house! I wonder how long it would take for one person to eat one Leg of Limbaugh?