By now we’re all familiar with Romney’s long list of ‘worsts.’ Is it any wonder that his key adviser Eric Fehrnstrom frames his strategy in the terms of an Etch A Sketch? I suppose it’s no wonder, it’s his confidence in the plan that is mystifying. Just shake, shake, shake your white booty, and start again Mitt! This will work if your constituents have been sprayed with experimental memory eraser. Meanwhile you can continue to enjoy flaunting what a rich guy you are. The gleam in your eye when you look back on the thousands you’ve enjoyed firing after buying their company out from under them will be forgotten – by them!
Musto suggests equally annoying toys which might represent Newt and Sanctimonious Santorum. Last but never least, he reminds us of the first time we saw a family member tied to the top of ‘the family truckster’ in "National Lampoon’s Vacation!" Alas, the little dog didn’t fare well in that movie either, and it was over-the-top comedy, nothing that would ever happen in real life – unless your name is Willard Romney.