“What’s the difference between an Atheist and an Evangelical?” The answer: ” An Atheist is honest about not following Jesus.”
Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian arranges a meeting to introduce Jesus to Jerry Falwell, Jr., Franklin Graham, and Mike Huckabee. Sadly, it’s not a happy occasion, Betty is here to help let Jesus down easy: you see, evangelicals are breaking up with him.
As in most break-ups, evangelicals and Jesus have nothing in common – and they have found someone else. They certainly can’t associate with a swarthy refugee who preaches about giving to the poor. Socialism is godless – ask Franklin Graham! They now follow someone who says what THEY think and shares their values: greed, hypocrisy, hatred of ‘the gays’ and putting a stop to abortion – the latter being two topics Jesus didn’t even address. Is it any wonder that they only talk to Him in public?