Although Jimmy’s puppy Gary Frick predicted a win for Romney, it must be noted that the pup was sequestered for most of his young life. His only contact with newspapers was purely utilitarian, and consequently he was unaware of the abuse suffered by Shamus while that brave dog lived under the iron fist – and rooftop terror carrier of Mitt Romney. As Rackjite will attest, Goldens love everyone, but by 2016, Gary will be more discriminating, and we won’t – and can’t hold his recent puppy blunder against him.