At the risk of being a spoiler, Jimmy is grateful to Rick Santorum for dropping out of the race… "And for admitting that while your sweaters had no arms, your campaign had no legs." Ah, c’mon. It was meant in the most polite way possible, and came from the heart. How many people even bother to write thank-you notes these days?
Of course Jimmy has a far longer list of things for which is is thankful than we can list in a headline. I can hint that North Korea’s great big rocket has a great deal in common with Hugh Heffner, and three-day-old mylar balloons may fondly remind you of someone you know. Question marks and brevity may number among your favorite – or in the case of the former, your least favorite things too.