Get your ugly on! As I write this, an untold number of entrepreneurs are scouring thrift stores for sweaters. America it turns out, is an almost endless source of the already-uglied sweaters replete with the usual symbols of the holidays, which unappreciative wearers have donated – with what I assume is great relief. The more ugly yours is, the better the chances of winning any number of contests and boosting your popularity this holiday season! Hey, it does stop with the holiday season…Right?
The trash of the short-sighted donors is treasure to an alarmingly increasing number of people both here and abroad! Ugly is the new cool. Not only that, it’s a very profitable entrepreneurial venture! The elves cannot ugly the sweaters up further fast enough to meet the demand. Many affix dolls, other images, lights, fluff, glitter and anything that will make the garment a holiday nightmare for revelers to wear to Ugly Sweater parties, contests, bar crawls and of course for their own enjoyment. What’s wrong with you people? Hmm… I think I have the makings to turn a perfectly respectable sweater into a holiday nightmare, for $85.00 a pop, I could get into this trend. So don’t be fickle and move on without me – again!