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Video: Stephen Colbert, President Obama is a rabid obese alcoholic!

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 08:08:55 -0700

President Obama's first physical contains the words "use alcohol in moderation". So off went Fox News and talk radio into... Hmmm... Well I guess into what they do every day no matter...
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Video: Bill Maher and Seth MacFarlane disucss Retarded Americans feb 19 2010

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 22:24:02 -0700

Bill Maher is back with Seth MacFarlane no less. Point well taken of Sarah Palin giving political bloviator Rush Limbaugh a free ride for using the dreaded "R" word repeatedly because he was being satirical (though he was not being satirical) but no free ride for actual satirist Seth MacFarlane using it actually satirical. But you see, that doesn't matter because Sarah Palin's fans are THAT stupid. To top this off, the actress playing the voice of the Down Syndrome girl is an actual Down Syndrome girl who has voiced her disapproval of Sarah Palin speaking for her.

Full video of song My Downs Syndrome Girl

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VIDEO: The 2012 Republican Convention

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 06:08:00 -0700

Looking back a ways it seems Republicans lose big when they choose moderate old men like Bob Dole and John McCain and win when they choose a rather stupid evangelical Christian. [We did have a smart evangelical Christian once as president but that turned out to be a miserable failure]. Did you know that if you mix up some pictures of Paul Newman in the movie "Hud" and some of George W. Bush wearing a cowboy hat it's hard to pick one from the other? W. was good looking I guess. So... Does the GOP have a good looking evangelical Christian with shit for brains?
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Video: The State of the Colbert Union speech and the White President

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 09:58:02 -0700

This certainly was done well. Seems the universal humor from the State of the Union is the newly minted Governor of Virginia Bob McDonnell - under the direction of the GOP who put him up this silliness - trying to match the gravitas of President Obama's(or any president for that matter) State of the Union Speech to a joint meeting of congress. Instead it seems more like the old SILLY PARTY sketch form Monty Python. More on the Virginia Governor Ken Doll, Bob McConnell.
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Daily Show, The John Oliver Corporation happy that Supreme Court allows unlimited corporate money to pour into elections

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 08:00:00 -0700

This video concerns the very serious matter of pouring gasoline on an already out of control system of a government elected by cash. Democracy replaced by Marketocracy makes Scott Brown becoming the junior Senator from Massachusetts seem a flea on a nanonit. The corporate biased media
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Jon Stewart mimics Keith Olbermanns poopy headed name calling very funny

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 04:56:00 -0700

Keith Olbermann apologizes for being " a little over the top" lately, after Jon Stewart holds a mirror for him via the miracle of video. In a hysterically funny skit, Jon Stewart mimicked Olbermann's Special Comments, passion and name calling increasing with each new pair of glasses he donned. Like North Korea, Keith just wants Jon and The Daily Show to call him, again. We hope Stewart will oblige and not cause a rift in the small but-mighty left-wing media foursome.

Iran holds American Hikers as Spies or Idiots

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:57:17 -0700

There seems to be only two choices in this matter. That Iran is correct and these people are spies or... They are perhaps the dumbest three people in the whole frigging world.

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Daily Show Aasif Mandvi satire with India

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 09:07:05 -0700

I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
And just for that one moment
I could be you

Yes, I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
You'd know what a drag it is
To see you
Bob Dylan, Positively 4th Street (1965)

I have found this type of political satire just does not fly here in Top of the World America no matter political persuasion.

This piece of satire is done perfectly, but it flies far far over the heads of those who most need to hear the message and also angers most Americans how do understand no matter.

I have tried this approach many times over the years to zero affect. It is not just about Iraq, or Afghanistan or India but most any issue of international intrigue.

The BIG ONE of course we call The Monroe Doctrine which specifies WE can do anything we want and THEY can't. Also covered by Manifest Destiny and Imminent Domain.

Here are just a few I have covered in the past.

We can have missiles on the Russian border, Cypress and Poland but they can't have them within 3000 miles of us?

How would we react if the Vietnamese came here and burned our towns?

What would we do if we had check points outside each neighborhood of men with red table clothes on they heads, carrying Kalashnikovs deciding if we could come and go?

What if Pakistan said blowing up their villages with missiles was a terrorist act and they were going to invade?

Or what if Iran said we had to get rid of all our Nukes or else?

No rhyme or reason to it, WE can YOU can't, end of story, America.

Jon Stewart Becomes Glenn Beck and NAILS IT!

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:51:55 -0700

OMG! Jon Stewart nailed it. This rendition of Glenn Beck is the funniest damn thing I ever did see! Not only does Stewart nail the crazy politics, the convoluted logic, the Rube Goldberg chalkboard, the tears, the ticks and the goofy mannerisms, but it is so on the mark that we find ourselves concluding that Howard Beale seems stable compared to Glenn Beck. I am sure the writers and actors over at SNL are kicking themselves in the ass for missing this one.

A bad medical year for Mr. Beck it seems. After suffering a life threatening botched hemorrhoid operation a year ago - by the best health care system in the world - Beck is now again in surgery with a suspicious appendix. One can only wonder what President Obama had to do with this. And wonder if Hitler lives in his spleen?

Daily Show Political Pundit Round Table Election 2009

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 07:18:11 -0700

No matter which Sunday morning political round table you watch, John Oliver, Sam Bee and Aasif Mandvi nail it! Great line by minority member Aasif Mandi who will present "the illusion of diversity". Hello Fox New Sunday Juan Williams!

Gay Army Ad from Bill Maher oct 16, 2009

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:44:01 -0700

A gay GO ARMY ad spoof by Bill Maher

Jon Oliver says the Gay Agenda is to Create a Gay Army

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 06:05:04 -0700

Jon Oliver goes to the Washington DC Gay Rights rally to interview some of the participants. Compared to Glenn Beck's radical extremist hate spewing, gun totting, Tea Bagging Hate the American Government nitwits, these Gay men and women seem about exciting as Cheez Wiz. Which is probably why only the fake media of Comedy Central covered it. Who wants to see 70,000 reasonable people asking for reasonable outcomes. BORING!

Stephen Colbert Nails It! He and Glenn Beck Are the Same Thing

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 07:44:24 -0700

Perhaps a bit too intellectually challenging for the nutcake crowd, but Colbert messes with their heads on this one no matter.

Is there any difference between Comedy Central's satirical pundit show The Colbert Report - starring comedian Stephen Colbert who pretends to be a conservative Republican nutcake AND Fox News' The Glenn Beck Show who plays a conservative Republican nutcake? The question of course is redundant and silly, but it is a double whammy as it gets to the point of both Glenn Beck and Fox News better than anything I have seen before.

Hear! Here! He Nailed It

Stephen Colbert Brings Lobbying out of the closet

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 08:19:53 -0700

Olbermann: Will Ferrell and Celebs Do PSA on Plight of Insurance Executives

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:38:00 -0700

Indeed, "Something Terrible IS Happening." That is the name of the series of Public Service Announcements made by Will Ferrell and friends, who felt celebrities had not come to the assistance of the much maligned and endangered Insurance Executives and CEO's, who are suffering attacks during the insurance reform for a public option that would hobble and suppress these oppressed underdogs even further.

In light of this oppression, one man stands out to say WWJD? Look into your heart. Wouldn't he support this heroic minority who are standing up to vicious and dare I say unwarranted attacks daily by those who make claims against and to them ...only to be denied?