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VIDEO: Eric Massas freaky, notorious sexual advances toward subordinates

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:51:00 -0700

Within a day of seeing the inexplicable Glenn Beck interview, Josh Green of The Atlantic found several of Eric Massa's former ship mates who describe the aggressive sexual advances he made toward them. They'd spoken of it to one another, but true to the "Peter Principle" Massa had risen to third in command, they feared repercussions if they complained or turned him in, but they're talking now!
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VIDEO: Bill Maher discusses Eric Massa, his X rated tickle fights, Bunk Scuba

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:37:00 -0700

Bill Maher, host of Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO talks with Lawrence O'Donnell about the disturbing and bizarre saga of former congressman Eric Massa. Massa is revealing sexual kinks even Bill Maher hasn't heard of, making Maher wonder how many closeted gays inhabit the congressional steam room. From my observations they later take the floor and vote against gay issues. Here's to Massa, subject of the day known for "Massa massages," "snorkeling," and other blatant sexual acts while in the Navy and beyond.
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VIDEO: Fla woman drives, shaves bikini area en route to hot date, and Sen Roy Ashburn CA out of closet

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:35:00 -0700

In Morning Joe's "News You Can't Use" we have one untimely revelation, and yet one more "Don't" for you speeding multi-taskers. State Sen Roy Ashburn, CA, a conservative from Bakersfield who had voted against gay issues for 14 years, didn't so much step out of the closet, as crash out. Ashburn had little choice after fetching a DUI arrest upon leaving a gay nightclub. After announcing that yes, he is gay he said it shouldn't affect his job, a theory I hope he passes along to the others in his conservative party.

How many times has this happened to you? You're whizzing down the freeway on your way to a hot date, and remember that you'd neglected to prune that all important bikini area, well that's exactly what happened to Megan Barnes of Florida. Fortunately, her EX was in the passenger seat, and happy to steer from his position. Unfortunately, neither was watching the road.
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VIDEO Not Safe For Work: Feds engrossed in Porn at work, ignore evidence on Bernie Madoff

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 01:53:00 -0700

It's a wonder that Bernie Madoff could make off with $55 million dollars without anyone having a clue. It's even more amazing when we learn that Harry Makopolis handed evidence and hard data of Madoff's scheme directly to the Securities and Exchange Commission! It now appears that they couldn't be bothered. At least two dozen Feds who are paid to pay attention to these matters have been caught and are under investigation for viewing porn at work. We're not talking about a little porn, the "team leader" managed to log in to one porn site 1,800 times in 17 days. No wonder the warnings and evidence by Markopolis didn't even register with these hard working guys, who obviously need to purchase laptops for home use. They'll probably be hanging around there a lot until they can find other jobs.
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VIDEO Psycho Talk: Hannity denies physical attraction, gushes Sarah Palin is smarter than Obama

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:34:52 -0700

Sean Hannity leaped atop his charger suspiciously fast today! A viewer suggested (reasonably) that Sean, the little Hannity boy only liked Sarah Palin for her looks. You must see Hannity replying quickly that indeed it was her intelligence he admired, along with her gutsy greatness, of course.
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VIDEO: Young boy does great job directing jets as Air Traffic Controller at JFK,

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:04:00 -0700

If your air traffic controller sounds a bit young captain, just continue your approach to JFK, the truth is, that he's very young, possibly not tall enough to ride the bumper cars at the State Fair, but he's brought everyone in perfectly so far today, with accuracy and a bit of panache! How unfair, just because pops is an Air Traffic controller, his offspring are now banned from participating while they visit they ol' home office? As you'll hear the very young son did a great job on Feb. 16th, we presume his dad was directing him very closely. Pilots found the very young, personable and accurate voice to be amusing and professional, and had no complaints. Unfortunately for Father of the Year, others did!
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Look before you leak, careless urination may win Darwin Award for Wa man

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 03:57:00 -0700

As tragic as all Darwin Award stories are, an Elma,Washington man just may be a shoo-in for this year's Awards. A Gray's harbor sheriffs Deputy said Monday that the 50-year old victim had collided with a power pole on Friday night. Amazingly he was uninjured, but his car was stuck in a ditch. After phoning relatives to come help him pull the car out of the ditch., he needed to pass a bit of time and water while waiting. He urinated into a ditch. As fate would have it, What he didn't see was the live wire that he'd downed. Sadly, as is the case with all Darwin winners, he won't be able to accept the award in person.

PHOTO: 52,00 nude people bare it all for art, at the Sydney Opera House

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:49:00 -0700

How do you get 5,200 people to show up on the steps of the Sydney Opera House wearing nothing but a birthday suit and a smile? If you're U.S. artist Spencer Tunick, you simply ask for volunteers. He's known world-wide for his installations using nude people. This one pictured March 1, 2010 is titled "Mardi Gras, the Base." It was commissioned by the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras and aimed to "emphasize and celebrate the sameness of individuals - regardless of their sexual preferences".
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VIDEO: New tape of trainer and orca before attack, is SeaWorld to blame

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 02:17:00 -0700

"Sold with restrictions, for breeding purposes only." That is the legal agreement between a now defunct zoo in Vancouver B.C. and SeaWorld, when they purchased Tillicum the orca or "killer whale." The agreement was a safety precaution caused by a tragic incident in the now closed Vancouver zoo, where Tillikum and two female orcas killed a trainer, before his move to SeaWorld, where a man who climbed into his tank was killed, and now the latest tragedy Wednesday with a professional trainer.

Orcas like Tillikum are worth two million dollars, due to the U.S. ban on capturing them, hence the price. They're pod animals, accustomed to living in groups, and swimming great distances. Watch the video and see the isolated tanks where he and other orcas spend their lives when they're not performing, it's the equivalent of a human staying in a small closet. Our mental balance might veer off under those circumstances.

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VIDEO: love handles AKA fat saves voluptuous St Petersburg womans life

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:55:00 -0700

Like most American women, 35-year old Samantha Lynn Frazier wanted to lose weight, but no more! Frazier caught a stray bullet when entering a local watering hole, though she barely felt it. Doctors phrased it more tactfully, but Frazier says it best. "I could have been dead," Frazier said. "They said my love handles saved my life."

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VIDEO: Bible says to eradicate gays says Lauran Ashley, not Ms Beverly Hills

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 03:35:00 -0700

The Pasadena Prejean is allowed to select the city she wishes to represent, but the mayor of Beverly Hills says no way and will send her back to Pasadena from whence she hailed. She selected the wrong city to take Carrie Prejean's statements to the maximum of offensiveness. She'd certainly fix the problem of gays and marriage. It's no problem at all, when you have yer solution right here in the good Old Testament, they'll be stoned to death before they can even think of marriage, if Lauran Ashley has her way! Oh yes, and that goes for her friends as well.
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Apple removes Boobie n Bikini apps from iTunes, filthy dirty porn stays

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:21:00 -0700

Apple as Net Nannies, Never! Okay, maybe a little, a token really. Apple, wishing to avoid more incidents of children finding porn apps and "offending their parents," pulled Boobie n Bikini apps from iTunes. Yay! Everyone felt safe and happy now.

Psst! Those in the know, say the iTunes store is still full of dirty, nasty, obscene porn. These are experts, we owe it to hear them out, even at the expense of a few moms and dads not sleeping well at night.
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VIDEO: Avenue Qs Lucy the Slut, Colorado bus shelters ban puppet cleavage ads

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:26:00 -0700

The Tony Award winning production of "Avenue Q" based upon New York puppets and twenty -somethings meeting life and love head on, may be hot stuff touring the country, but advertising posters won't be seen in Colorado Springs in bus shelters. No one need become aroused at the sight of fuzzy puppet cleavage, though you'll see it with the link, and in the video interview to follow. Surprise! Colorado Springs is known for its political conservatism, making it a snug nest in which to headquarter conservative Christian groups.
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VIDEO: ODDBALL Frostbitten Nipples at second annual topless toboggan race in Germany, bottomless in Brazil

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 04:05:00 -0700

Who'd want to see 15 men and 15 women with bare breasts, hurtling down a mountain in a toboggan? As it turns out, over 14,000 spectators turned out this year, they were expecting maybe 200. It seems that word has gotten around since last year. The rules may not be chic, but assure no one will dawdle on the way down the mountain. No tops of any kind, but you are allowed underwear, shoes, and of course a hat! This still brings an involuntary "brrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
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VIDEO: Teabag Taliban threatens life of cartoonist Mark Fiores for video How to Speak Tea Bag

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 01:00:00 -0700

Mark Fiore is a featured editorial cartoonist for the San Francisco Chronicle, who made an animated cartoon you will see, titled “Learn to Speak Tea Bag” last November. The satire was recently picked up and featured on National Public Radio (NPR), but things didn't start to hit the fan until he discussed it on the Fox "opinion" show “The O’Reilly Factor” with Bill O’Reilly, which I assume has a large Tea bagger viewership than NPR. Soon after O’Reilly’s show ended, the cartoonist, Mark Fiore, started to receive “death threats” from Tea Party, tea baggers. He did make a sincere attempt to reason with them via a blog entry which began, "Muslim extremist, meet Tea Party extremist. Tea Party extremist, meet Muslim extremist." I presume the reasonable approach didn't work. Fiore's later Tweets get much closer to the heart of the matter, and are quite profound, the video which seems fairly innocent now, can be seen beneath his Tweets.

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