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Video: SNL Andy Samberg, the Boombox Changed the World

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 07:05:31 -0700

Spoiler! Spoiler! I think this unsavory nasty and crossing the line digital short by Andy Samberg and Julian Casablancas can best be summed up by the old phrase, "It's like watching old people screw."
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Oral sex and sodomy under review, many straight and gay enlisted suspected to be guilty

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:06:00 -0700

Newsflash! Before you enlist, keep this tidbit in mind; "The Uniform Code of Military Justice prohibits sodomy and oral sex, even among consenting adults and married couples." (audible gasp!) I suspect many enlisted men and women aren't aware of this rule, or they'd discontinue their lawbreaking instantly! To thoroughly investigate the issue from every angle, a study is in order. In this case, it's a nine-month study on the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy, led by Pentagon General Counsel Jeh Johnson.
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Video: Daily Show Samatha Bee wants 13 inch actor Jonah Falcon to get a job in porn

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 07:32:17 -0700

With unemployment so high, why doesn't bad actor Jonah Falcon who cannot find an acting job do what any great symphony pianist would do, what he was so obviously born to do. Samantha tries to understand by putting a sausage in her pants and walking around New York City.
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PHOTO: 52,00 nude people bare it all for art, at the Sydney Opera House

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:49:00 -0700

How do you get 5,200 people to show up on the steps of the Sydney Opera House wearing nothing but a birthday suit and a smile? If you're U.S. artist Spencer Tunick, you simply ask for volunteers. He's known world-wide for his installations using nude people. This one pictured March 1, 2010 is titled "Mardi Gras, the Base." It was commissioned by the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras and aimed to "emphasize and celebrate the sameness of individuals - regardless of their sexual preferences".
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Apple removes Boobie n Bikini apps from iTunes, filthy dirty porn stays

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 01:21:00 -0700

Apple as Net Nannies, Never! Okay, maybe a little, a token really. Apple, wishing to avoid more incidents of children finding porn apps and "offending their parents," pulled Boobie n Bikini apps from iTunes. Yay! Everyone felt safe and happy now.

Psst! Those in the know, say the iTunes store is still full of dirty, nasty, obscene porn. These are experts, we owe it to hear them out, even at the expense of a few moms and dads not sleeping well at night.
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VIDEO: Avenue Qs Lucy the Slut, Colorado bus shelters ban puppet cleavage ads

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:26:00 -0700

The Tony Award winning production of "Avenue Q" based upon New York puppets and twenty -somethings meeting life and love head on, may be hot stuff touring the country, but advertising posters won't be seen in Colorado Springs in bus shelters. No one need become aroused at the sight of fuzzy puppet cleavage, though you'll see it with the link, and in the video interview to follow. Surprise! Colorado Springs is known for its political conservatism, making it a snug nest in which to headquarter conservative Christian groups.
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VIDEO: ODDBALL Frostbitten Nipples at second annual topless toboggan race in Germany, bottomless in Brazil

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 04:05:00 -0700

Who'd want to see 15 men and 15 women with bare breasts, hurtling down a mountain in a toboggan? As it turns out, over 14,000 spectators turned out this year, they were expecting maybe 200. It seems that word has gotten around since last year. The rules may not be chic, but assure no one will dawdle on the way down the mountain. No tops of any kind, but you are allowed underwear, shoes, and of course a hat! This still brings an involuntary "brrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
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PHOTO:: Voyeur alert, nearly nude baristas in sexy lingerie serve hot stuff via web cam, Bonney Lake, Wa

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 22:13:00 -0700

If your dream is to watch baristas wearing little more than smiles and sexy lingerie, serving coffee to others from a tiny booth from the comfort of your la-z-boy,this is a dream come true. For a mere $3.99 per month, the you too can join The Executive Club, and watch the very nearly bare nekkid ladies as they serve coffee for your friends and neighbors from their espresso stand. Don't let anyone call you a voyeur, at least you won't be freezing your nipples off while pretending you're there for the coffee. Peek-A-Brew-Espresso in bucolic Bonney Lake, WA. Just like mom used to make hey!
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VIDEO: Olbermann Sarah Palin, Teabagger traitor says Dale Robertson, Republican, or Ho as speaker

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 05:13:00 -0700

Whomever Sarah Palin perceives herself to be, it sounds as if she cannot comfortably straddle the fence between that fun-fest Tea Party crowd, and the "real" Republicans any longer! Ariana Huffington brings a sobering truth, Newt Gingrich is very much in evidence lately. He and Sarah Palin share an all-important disregard for the truth, and both get stars in their glowing red eyes when the year 2012 is mentioned. Meanwhile, Dale Robertson, organizer of the Nashville "Teapotty" (Keith's Freudian slip), just can't say enough about Palin! Really, he can't. It is he who brings the image of a wolf in sheep's clothing to keep the trusting tea baggers up at night, and won't be paying Ms Palin $100,000 for 'her favorite charity" again anytime soon, nor will any other 'baggers. To think, the "real" Republicans tend to look down their noses at the Tea Party crowd, yet they see her as a wolf in sheep's clothing, and the Republicans still believe they can teach her civics. Hey Sarah, how is that "Hope-y Change-y thing workin' out for ya?"

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VIDEO: SNL Cialis for Threeways

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 09:09:03 -0700

Of course these opportunities come by me more days than not, but is it a valid concern for the rest of Hostess America?
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Video Nude teen girls photo is center of teen sexting gone viral case in Lacey WA

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 04:10:00 -0700

One week after their break up on Monday, the ex-boyfriend of the 14-yr-old victim was coaxed into sending her nude photo by cell phone to two 13-year-old girls. By Tuesday, it went viral and was in wide distribution at all four middle schools in Thurston County . If I may interject a proposal, we need no emergency response sirens, if only the cell phone posse's powers could be used for good. The mother of the victim said she was "extremely surprised that the kids (or little low-lifes) seemed not to care about how it affected her." That alone, is a psychological study well worth pursuing if you've ever seen them in a texting frenzy. Only one student with a conscience reported it! The former Beau who was into sexting, and the two information technology whiz girls were arrested. More details and possible sentencing follow..

Nude centerfold, Scott Brown, U.S. Senate winner, and Americas sexiest man 1982

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 23:39:00 -0700

It appears Scott Brown will be attempting to fill Ted Kennedy's seat in the U.S. Senate with the qualifications you see displayed in his Cosmo centerfold from 1982, when he was named Cosmo's America's Sexiest Man. It obviously didn't make a huge splash at the time, but is enjoying great circulation now. We can tell that even then, he was not a fan of full disclosure.

This is merely an observation. Perhaps we're more sexist than we'd like to admit in this country. The old Cosmo spread of the 22-year-old law student brings nothing more than a wink, while beauty pageant winners are judged more harshly, some having lost their crowns when nude photos have appeared. I could be wrong, but I don't think they cast important votes in the Senate. In this case, it's sad to say that Brown's 28-year-old nude modeling stint may have curried some favor with undecided voters. Nude centerfold, Scott Brown, U.S. Senate winner, and Americas sexiest man 1982

SNL, hidden AVATAR sex scene video

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 08:04:16 -0700

It just aint the same without the LONG LEGS!

Stephen Colbert and Roxxxy the Sex Robot

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 08:24:06 -0700

Put down your coffee before you watch this one. Comedy Central does not want any lawsuits over lap burns.

Had to laugh like Hell...
Never forget!

These things are no laughing matter to the jewelry business, let me tell you... More on Roxxxy the sex robot

Adult website slammed, sex starved, snowbound Brits seek extramarital hook ups

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 04:24:00 -0700

Whatever did people do in the days before the net, when they were snowed in and unable to leave the house? I'd like to imagine playing in the snow with the kids, popping corn, hot chocolate, a cozy fire, board games, you know, just wholesome family time, much like Republicans claim with their Family Values platform. I believe my vision was just a flashback I had of The Waltons.

We do know what an astonishing number people in Britain are doing. It appears that Republicans aren't the only champion adulterers, they're only the most vocal about other people's exploits. The site IllicitEncounters.com provides a meeting place for marrieds looking for a little non-judgmental extramarital excitement. Forget archetypal British reserve. The site with over 350,000 members and quickly growing, has had to hire extra employees to keep up with the randy visitors, and has received 2,567 new profiles in the past six days from areas hardest hit. Needless to say, with continued bad weather in January, they expect a booming month. On the plus side, the philanderers won't chance freezing while trekking to the pub or a special friend's house.

Spokeswoman Sarah Hartley wonders just how much work is being done at home, and speculates that the couples have been waiting for a time when they could join, away from the prying eyes of their partners and fellow workers. I shudder to think of the traffic to meet new friends once the snow melts. Meanwhile, Kick! may be thinking of a change of format just for the winter months, of course. Adult website slammed, sex starved, snowbound Brits seek extramarital hook ups