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VIDEO: Sandra Bullock, Jesse James, and girl friend Michelle "Bombshell" McGee

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 02:19:00 -0700

"I never knew what it felt like for someone to have my back." Those were the words of a weeping Sandra Bullock accepting the Oscar for Best Actress, in the ironically named film, "Blind Sided," in what must have been mere hours before discovering that her odd choice of a husband Jesse James, was too busy exploring Michelle "Bombshell" McGee's tattoos, to be watching Sandra's back. Lee Cowan of NBC explores the alleged curse of the Oscar on female winners.
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VIDEO: Miley Cyrus V Mika Brezinski over hot teen pole dance, it's on, Dude

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 00:49:00 -0700

Mika from "Morning Joe" was compelled to place her coffee cup down carefully last summer, and express her disapproval of the "pole dance" Miley Cyrus performed. There was a hot time on Joe Scarborough today, as Joe and Mika's father watched Mika's reaction, mouth agog as she heard the belated retort by Miley Cyrus to her criticism voiced in a recent Parade magazine interview . Miley began with "My first impulse is to say get off my case, Mika," and eventually reached the summation..." But I’m like dude! As if you were an angel!” A comment which proved Mika's father and she remembered her teen years quite differently.
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VIDEO: Rep Paul Broun R Ga Snookies substance from TVs Jersey Shore tops Obamas

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 03:12:00 -0700

While President Barack Obama has bent over backward to incorporate Republican ideas into his health care proposal, he should have saved the effort, strapped on a tube top and whined a lot. It seems to appeal to such statesmen as Rep. Paul Broun, R-Ga, judging by his choice of television viewing.

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Video: Bill Maher Palin Family Loose and Breeding In LA march 5, 2010

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 22:52:48 -0700

Sarah Palin and family have been in Los Angles now for over a week sopping up the media they pretend they despise. Seems even as millionaires they often stop breeding long enough to scarf up whatever freebees they can get their paws on...
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Oral sex and sodomy under review, many straight and gay enlisted suspected to be guilty

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:06:00 -0700

Newsflash! Before you enlist, keep this tidbit in mind; "The Uniform Code of Military Justice prohibits sodomy and oral sex, even among consenting adults and married couples." (audible gasp!) I suspect many enlisted men and women aren't aware of this rule, or they'd discontinue their lawbreaking instantly! To thoroughly investigate the issue from every angle, a study is in order. In this case, it's a nine-month study on the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy, led by Pentagon General Counsel Jeh Johnson.
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VIDEO: Bible says to eradicate gays says Lauran Ashley, not Ms Beverly Hills

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 03:35:00 -0700

The Pasadena Prejean is allowed to select the city she wishes to represent, but the mayor of Beverly Hills says no way and will send her back to Pasadena from whence she hailed. She selected the wrong city to take Carrie Prejean's statements to the maximum of offensiveness. She'd certainly fix the problem of gays and marriage. It's no problem at all, when you have yer solution right here in the good Old Testament, they'll be stoned to death before they can even think of marriage, if Lauran Ashley has her way! Oh yes, and that goes for her friends as well.
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VIDEO: Avenue Qs Lucy the Slut, Colorado bus shelters ban puppet cleavage ads

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 00:26:00 -0700

The Tony Award winning production of "Avenue Q" based upon New York puppets and twenty -somethings meeting life and love head on, may be hot stuff touring the country, but advertising posters won't be seen in Colorado Springs in bus shelters. No one need become aroused at the sight of fuzzy puppet cleavage, though you'll see it with the link, and in the video interview to follow. Surprise! Colorado Springs is known for its political conservatism, making it a snug nest in which to headquarter conservative Christian groups.
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PHOTO:: Voyeur alert, nearly nude baristas in sexy lingerie serve hot stuff via web cam, Bonney Lake, Wa

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 22:13:00 -0700

If your dream is to watch baristas wearing little more than smiles and sexy lingerie, serving coffee to others from a tiny booth from the comfort of your la-z-boy,this is a dream come true. For a mere $3.99 per month, the you too can join The Executive Club, and watch the very nearly bare nekkid ladies as they serve coffee for your friends and neighbors from their espresso stand. Don't let anyone call you a voyeur, at least you won't be freezing your nipples off while pretending you're there for the coffee. Peek-A-Brew-Espresso in bucolic Bonney Lake, WA. Just like mom used to make hey!
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PHOTO: Sarah Palins Crib Notes

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 05:40:11 -0700

Here is a close up of Sarah Palin's crib notes which she wrote on the palm of her hand to help her along WHILE she accused the President of using a teleprompter. The words on her hand were "energy," "tax," "lift American spirits" and "budget" which was crossed out. Well maybe she didn't write them, after all the words were spelled correctly. But hey, she leads the Republican pack for President in 2012! Ahead of runner ups Dick Cheney and Newt Gingrich! Oh and Mitt Romney, who like Glenn Beck, believes Jesus is from Michigan! Video of Sarah Palin checking her crib notes.
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VIDEO: Olbermann, Palin a hypcrite, bad mom, okay for Limbaugh, Republicans to use word Retarded

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:32:00 -0700

Yesterday, certain that Sarah Palin's umbrage came from a genuine motherly feeling of protection for her Downs Syndrome baby, guest Margaret Carlson said that Sarah Palin would be just as defensive if Republicans used the word retarded as she was when she demanded Rahm Emanuel's job. Rush Limbaugh has unapologetically used "Retard" - as often as he announced he would, as expected, not a peep from Palin.
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VIDEO: Daily Show Samantha Bee goes camo to report on the discrimination of men in America!

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 08:34:12 -0700

The profound silliness of men being discriminated in the country aside...

You know, I hunt and fish and am a woodsy outdoorsy salty sort of guy. And I can safely say, I have nothing, NOTHING in common with these circle jerking pantywastes in the woods with their polished friggin' talking stick. A better use for that would be to clobber these losers over the head a few times until they come to their senses. I mean, gosh. I think these are the very ones who need to wear DEPENDS when terror trials come to mind. Samantha did this one well!

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VIDEO: Ed Schultz Psycho Talk, Limbaugh judging womens butts, opposing feminism

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 00:27:00 -0700

A jolly Rush Limbaugh, "Feminazi" hater, and bitterly no ladie's man, was inexplicably selected to help judge the Miss America contest. Thus emboldened, the dirty old man is full of himself, sharing "feminazi" comments and anti-feminist quips such as calling CBS evening news anchor Katie Couric an "Anchor babe." Mind, he hates liberalism, but told former Miss America Gretchen Carlson, that feminism has led women astray. He "Loves the woman's movement, especially when walking behind them." Anyone need an emesis basin?
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Video Nude teen girls photo is center of teen sexting gone viral case in Lacey WA

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 04:10:00 -0700

One week after their break up on Monday, the ex-boyfriend of the 14-yr-old victim was coaxed into sending her nude photo by cell phone to two 13-year-old girls. By Tuesday, it went viral and was in wide distribution at all four middle schools in Thurston County . If I may interject a proposal, we need no emergency response sirens, if only the cell phone posse's powers could be used for good. The mother of the victim said she was "extremely surprised that the kids (or little low-lifes) seemed not to care about how it affected her." That alone, is a psychological study well worth pursuing if you've ever seen them in a texting frenzy. Only one student with a conscience reported it! The former Beau who was into sexting, and the two information technology whiz girls were arrested. More details and possible sentencing follow..

Wanda Sykes Show, Boobs out the Blouse and Scott Brown, jan 23, 2010

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 09:05:35 -0700

YOU GO GIRL!

Luanne Hill found unresponsive in shower

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:57:17 -0700

Christian puppeteer and Hottie, Ms Luanne Hill was found naked in the shower finally unresponsive. She and the rest of the cast of the hit show King of the Hill had been "let go" recently. She had a history of weight loss and use of prescription drugs though foul play has not been ruled out.

Network neighbor Glenn Quagmire has been declared a "person of interest" in the matter. His alibi that he was drinking with friends at the Drunken Clam Bar did not hold up when it was found the so called friends were cartoon characters.

Some things in some places cannot be made fun of.