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Australian toddler imprisoned due to addiction to sweets

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 03:15:00 -0700

This - is the sweet face of addiction! While it wears many faces, perhaps we should place sugar in the pantheon with meth, cigarettes, and alcohol. We're all familiar with the glass encased candy and/or toy vending boxes with miniature cranes used to manipulate and grab the bounty within. For unknown reasons, restaurants often place the large tempting boxes in the entry, just where everyone is standing cheek by jowl awaiting a table. The screeches of children who must have something from the enticing array are often piercing and always loud. They can get their little hand inside the slot where the goodies come out, but no further, though many give it their all in the effort . They couldn't gain entrance until now, when the toddler quietly slipped away from his mother's side, and managed somehow to crawl through the very small prize slot. He couldn't exit without a locksmith however. Cohen Stone of Perth found himself inside looking out - much like a sticky faced prize, in a in two-year-old sugar addicts' heaven - or prison.

Video: SNL Eric Massa exit interview

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 07:13:27 -0700

Just guy stuff tickling piles, just guy stuff groping, just guy stuff sleeping together, just guy stuff sitting naked on other guys faces. It's just good ole boy guy stuff to be sure! What us Texas guys do down here in Texas all the time! Well when we are not shooting stuff anyway.

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Video: SNL Andy Samberg, the Boombox Changed the World

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 07:05:31 -0700

Spoiler! Spoiler! I think this unsavory nasty and crossing the line digital short by Andy Samberg and Julian Casablancas can best be summed up by the old phrase, "It's like watching old people screw."
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Video: SNL The Toyota Prius commercial

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 06:47:46 -0700

Short and sweet with a hook at the end!
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VIDEO: Glenn Beck attacks church goers as Nazis, flocks advised to shun Beck

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 04:31:00 -0700

Glen Beck and his enchanted blackboard have revealed a nefarious scheme, one which elevates the looniest of conspiracy theorists to near philosophers by comparison. Rev. Jim Wallis who hopes to reason with Beck, explains how Beck has found the "code words" - namely, social justice and economic justice, which - if you follow along Beck's path, lead you straight into the arms of a communist, Marxist plot, by - you guessed it, President Barack Obama! In fact, he told church-goers to "Run if they hear those words!" Oddly, Rev. Wallis had quite a revealing experience when he physically removed those phrases from the Bible.
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Seattle 911: vampire, zomby, space cowboy at Mission, demands to eat people or set off bomb

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 03:30:00 -0700

The scene: The Union Gospel Mission during breakfast at 8:30 AM. The stranger clad in black: A hungry self-proclaimed vampire/ space cowboy (how many youngsters haven't dreamed of that lifestyle one day). Mr. Space C'boy informed the egg and hotcake flipping staff that he was a vampire and wanted to eat people. Of course, those of you who are up on your vampire lore know that vampires crave blood, while zombies, though exhibiting little or no style, are the brain connoisseurs. The Mission staff may have had an inkling that he might be missing a few marbles by that point, but when he showed them the duct taped device on his arm after they asked him to leave, they firmly escorted him out.
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Video: Bill Maher The Masa Snorkle Monologue March, 13, 2010

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 22:41:09 -0700

Bill Maher explains tickle piles and navy snorkeling. Republicans are trying to relate this to Florida Congressman Mark Foley and Senator "Wide Stance" Larry Craig. Thing is Eric Massa was not a voice or a vote against homosexuality or was he dealing with underage boys.
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Video: Stephen Colbert hams it up reviewing the Karl Rove Book

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 07:23:07 -0700

Who could get away with sticking a knife deep into Karl Rove's head? Who could take a piece of Karl Rove's brain and eat it on tv? Who could come up with the phrase best defining Rove's book as... A classic Who didn't done it? Stephen Colbert is who!
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VIDEO: Eric Massas freaky, notorious sexual advances toward subordinates

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:51:00 -0700

Within a day of seeing the inexplicable Glenn Beck interview, Josh Green of The Atlantic found several of Eric Massa's former ship mates who describe the aggressive sexual advances he made toward them. They'd spoken of it to one another, but true to the "Peter Principle" Massa had risen to third in command, they feared repercussions if they complained or turned him in, but they're talking now!
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VIDEO: Bill Maher discusses Eric Massa, his X rated tickle fights, Bunk Scuba

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:37:00 -0700

Bill Maher, host of Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO talks with Lawrence O'Donnell about the disturbing and bizarre saga of former congressman Eric Massa. Massa is revealing sexual kinks even Bill Maher hasn't heard of, making Maher wonder how many closeted gays inhabit the congressional steam room. From my observations they later take the floor and vote against gay issues. Here's to Massa, subject of the day known for "Massa massages," "snorkeling," and other blatant sexual acts while in the Navy and beyond.
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Video: Stephen Colbert does in Pringles

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:35:33 -0700

This sure is funny! King of crap processed food. Here is something I bet you never knew about Pringles! They are made from old McDonald's french fries!
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Video: Congressman Eric Massa makes Glenn Beck look good

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:14:29 -0700

I did not think it possible, but Congressman Eric Massa appearing on Fox News Glenn Beck last night made Glenn Beck seem a reasonable person! A real interview! Though he did seem to call the Democrat from New York "...one of the most evil bastards I have ever met!"
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Video: Congressman Eric Massa makes Glenn Beck look good

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VIDEO: Fla woman drives, shaves bikini area en route to hot date, and Sen Roy Ashburn CA out of closet

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:35:00 -0700

In Morning Joe's "News You Can't Use" we have one untimely revelation, and yet one more "Don't" for you speeding multi-taskers. State Sen Roy Ashburn, CA, a conservative from Bakersfield who had voted against gay issues for 14 years, didn't so much step out of the closet, as crash out. Ashburn had little choice after fetching a DUI arrest upon leaving a gay nightclub. After announcing that yes, he is gay he said it shouldn't affect his job, a theory I hope he passes along to the others in his conservative party.

How many times has this happened to you? You're whizzing down the freeway on your way to a hot date, and remember that you'd neglected to prune that all important bikini area, well that's exactly what happened to Megan Barnes of Florida. Fortunately, her EX was in the passenger seat, and happy to steer from his position. Unfortunately, neither was watching the road.
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Video: Stephen Colbert Interview with Tom Hanks and THE PACIFIC

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:03:50 -0700

I saw Tom Hanks on the conservative MSNBC show "Mornin' Joe" the other day pushing his new HBO miniseries, "The Pacific". At the end of the interview he did a short political rant leaving no doubt where he stood politically, OBAMA! PASS HEALTH CARE! OBAMA!

Hanks is you may know, the best liked man in America. Which got me thinking how sad it must be for conservatives to have no one to like in any area of the arts. Well there is Steven Baldwin, Ted Nugent and Bo Derek but gee...

How sad it must be for them to have no celebrities to look up to. Perhaps that is the reason behind the popularity of Sarah Palin, if not Sarah then Who?
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