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VIDEO: Sandra Bullock, Jesse James, and girl friend Michelle "Bombshell" McGee

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 02:19:00 -0700

"I never knew what it felt like for someone to have my back." Those were the words of a weeping Sandra Bullock accepting the Oscar for Best Actress, in the ironically named film, "Blind Sided," in what must have been mere hours before discovering that her odd choice of a husband Jesse James, was too busy exploring Michelle "Bombshell" McGee's tattoos, to be watching Sandra's back. Lee Cowan of NBC explores the alleged curse of the Oscar on female winners.
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VIDEO: Sean Hannity diverts millions from veterans and childrens charity Freedom Alliance

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 01:50:00 -0700

There's very likely to be fire under this smoke. The story was broken by ultra-conservative blogger Debbie Schussel who is not in the habit of attacking other right wingers. As you'll see there is plenty of shameful evidence. Freedom Alliance was set up to raise funds through concerts for the best of reasons, sending children of fallen soldiers to college, and to support wounded veterans. The charity has brought in millions of dollars! The downside is that the millions have gone toward "expenses" for Hannity. This heartless, criminal Fox News block head is typical of those to whom millions of Americans tune in daily, representing all that is wrong in this country, entitlement, unbridled greed, and "I've got mine" even if I promised to help you." The brownie points he received, along with his greatly boosted income were excellent! Let's hope the fall on the way down is equally spectacular.
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VIDEO: Miley Cyrus V Mika Brezinski over hot teen pole dance, it's on, Dude

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 00:49:00 -0700

Mika from "Morning Joe" was compelled to place her coffee cup down carefully last summer, and express her disapproval of the "pole dance" Miley Cyrus performed. There was a hot time on Joe Scarborough today, as Joe and Mika's father watched Mika's reaction, mouth agog as she heard the belated retort by Miley Cyrus to her criticism voiced in a recent Parade magazine interview . Miley began with "My first impulse is to say get off my case, Mika," and eventually reached the summation..." But I’m like dude! As if you were an angel!” A comment which proved Mika's father and she remembered her teen years quite differently.
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Video: New Rules with Bill Maher, True Love John Edwards strange baby kissing

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 22:14:00 -0700

True love is like a Toyota, it can't be stopped. So Gov Mark Sanford gave up living on the beach in Argentina with a his beautiful soul mate to... Hmmm... Gotta laugh like Hell...
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Video: Bill Maher Health Care monologue March, 19 2010

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 21:44:40 -0700

Bill Maher monologue with Health Care Reform about to pass. It looks like the end of Democracy is not at hand after all!
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Who are the ones dying for no health insurance?

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 11:01:26 -0700

If you want to know what Republicans are thinking, listen to what The Klan is saying.

I have a question.

Of the 45,000 people who die each year for not having health insurance, how many do Americans think are black or Hispanic.

a) All
b) Almost all

I was watching Newt Gingrich who was responding to the annoying question, what has a Republican ever done for anyone?

Newt said that the biggest success was HIS Republican Contract on America that he and President Clinton working together to rid America of having to give poor women and children welfare. The most important thing Republicans accomplished, he repeated.

I have another question.

Of all the people on welfare in 1996, how many did Americans believe were black?

a) All
b) Almost all

And there you have the driving force of American politics since our inception...

Video: Stephen Colbert Does Glenn Beck some Social Justice

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 07:40:36 -0700

Guns for knives swap down at the elementry school! Gotta love it, so American.

Though this bit of satire is more generic to AM Radio than to Glenn Beck himself, it does get the the crux of the matter: "Social Justice" is THE code word for "Helping People." OMG!

Enter Father James Martin, one of those much hated "liberation theology" Catholic Priests, who here in America are even more reveiled than those who pork alter boys.

Liberation Theology is anthema to Republican Politics as it takes the form of all that bleeding heart do-gooding crap that American religion has no business in. It tries to help the poor and disposessed out of their misery in the HERE AND NOW rather than suffering their entire lives waiting for relief in the next world. Perhaps Liberation Theology could be best defined as to what it is not. A sucker bet.
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Video: Stephen Colbert helps with your bent penis

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 07:15:13 -0700

Though bent penises are an important topic it just doesn't hit home for me. I think this may be because of the little discussed truth that women know far more about the outside world of wood than men do.

It is the second piece here that I can relate to as a sometimes computer consultant. I have found the hardest thing to do is explaining to my computer retarded fellows what a File is, or what Directory and Folders are. And of course the difference between memory and storage which will forever go blank in their minds.

But explaining FILES so often causes that blank look, or the more disengaged look out the window. In fact I have found trying it quite often generates so much anger that I feel lucky to escape the process without bloodshed. Answer: A file is some amount of computer code that has a name. With an extension that explains what KIND of code it is. Like .dll. Try explaining .dll to a newbie!
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Video: Jon Stewart becomes Glenn Beck, Progress is Cancer

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 06:25:16 -0700

This piece of satire is destined to become a classic which will forever define Glenn Beck as the silliest clown to ever be given radio syndication or a show on network television. [Well other than Howard Beale who was fictional]. I found the only thing wanting in this great and grand sketch by Jon Stewart was a reference to the movie "Network".

"Go to your windows! Stick your head out and yell, I AM MAD AS A HATTER! WE ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE! PROGRESS IS CANCER! SOCIAL JUSTICE IS MARXISM! ECONOMIC JUSTICE IS NAZISM!"

As you watch this as you try keep from falling out of your chair in snot-snorting delight please keep in mind two far more serious issues.

1) If there were not tens of millions of people who believe Glenn Beck's crap he would not be around. Yes indeed! Tens of millions of American are that mud dumb stupid. You can see them in the public square most every weekend with their ugly signs, stupid slogans, and angry nonsense. The Tea Party movement led not only by Glenn Beck but also, Dick Armey, Congressman Ron Paul, Senator Jim DeMint, Chillbilly Sarah Palin and my own Governor Rick Perry of Texas.

2) What Glenn Beck pushes is the covert heart of conservative ideology. Progress and equal justice are their enemy today just as they have always been when they advocated slavery, Jim Crow, child labor while fighting against women voting, unions, public education, Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, Food Stamps, civil rights act, voting rights, evolution and now even standing against the life of the very Earth they live upon. It is the nature of the Beast.

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VIDEO: Funny, true iPad spoof by Peter Serafinowicz

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 01:34:00 -0700

This is timely. I just had a conversation with a friend about a project he was pondering. Before snapping out of it, he'd convinced himself that iPads were a must along with several other high tech gadgets and programs to do what he eventually concluded could be accomplished several hundred dollars more cheaply and with less frustration all around without. Serafinowicz arrives at the perfect application for this project. I'd lost contact with one exactly like it, but feel I could learn to manipulate it again, which is a fairly brazen statement for anyone who knows my learning disability with technology more complicated than the on/off button.
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VIDEO: Yearly nearly nude gardener in Boulder where exposed nipples are legal

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 00:50:00 -0700

Catharine Pierce of Boulder, Colorado continues to garden nearly nude. Last year, she tended her pansies while wearing only pasties on top, nothing on the bottom. Reviews were mixed. This March her ensemble of a yellow thong and pink gardening gloves with a bare breast has raised another controversy. Ironically, Boulder bans public nudity at Coot Lake, a gathering spot for nudists for decades, and state law prohibits exposing genitals, but the most police could do with Mrs. Pierce was suggest she put on a shirt, due to complaints by some neighbors, a suggestion she declined legally, it's not an offense to show female nipples in Boulder.
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Sexy nurse fantasy on call, stops now says Dutch nurses union

nospam@example.com (Newscat) — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 22:26:00 -0700

It's generally assumed that the nursing and care giver professions draw the line at sex, with reality and fantasy meeting only in cheesy costume shops, but that's not always the case. Some patients are claiming that sexual gratification should be standard care, the kind of remark likely to win you a bedpan hat in the U.S.

The Dutch nursing union has launched a campaign hoping to clarify their stance on the extra special care called " I Draw the Line Here" saying "This type of action is not part of the job responsibilities of carers and nurses." Nursing is demanding work, they can't possibly be paid well enough to fake an orgasm as well.

The nursing union was moved to act when a 24-year-old said that a 42-year-old disabled man expected her to perform sex as part of his home care, which is not surprising as she'd witnessed other nurses offering to provide him with home-delivered sex. When she refused, he filed a complaint to dismiss her on the basis that she was unfit to provide care. I assume this sentence is code for unwilling to answer a booty call for therapeutic sex.

Video: Jon Stewart Takes on the Texas Taliban School Board

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 07:55:03 -0700

Here again we have late night comedians taking on this Texas story gone national because the media is loath to make any negative comment upon religious beliefs. For as you can see in the video, these revelers of ignorance buy lots of Hostess products.

The Texas Board of Education is made up of 15 members, 10 Republicans (7 of which are Evangelical Creationists) and 5 Democrats who are all either Hispanic or Black. The votes are most always passed 10 to 5. It's not only by party line, by religious dogma and Republican revisionism, but also very much about racism. Which the Creationist members proudly admit, though they like using the word "multiculturalism" rather than the "spics and N-words".

This video is about as good as it gets in defining these nitwits as the hard core nitwits they are. Who are revising history to not just our Texas children, but children throughout much of the rest of America. THEY ARE REMOVING THOMAS JEFFERSON for christsake! And GIVING JEFFERSON DAVIS EQUAL TIME WITH ABE LINCOLN for christsake! They are in charge of education for christsake!

Neither are these people a bit shy about what they are doing. They are in charge! They proudly proclaim the winners right the history! And this is a war of rapture between invisible sky creatures and the sorry likes of Thomas Jefferson and Abe Lincoln. They are going to push their slop come Hell or high water. High water... They have daily conversations with invisible sky creatures who direct their every move and thought but will not accept any evidence that things are warming up enough to bring any high water into our future. This of course is - as you can see from this video because THEY ARE MORONS. A great article from the Washington Monthly with a recent interview with Dentist and Board leader Don McElroy: Revisionaries - How a group of Texas conservatives is rewriting your kids’ textbooks.
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Video: Daily show Jon Oliver sees the DARK and Joins the Tea Party

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 07:17:25 -0700

Late night comedians again take on the Right-wing nutcake (Ron Paul) Tea Party movement because the media is pooping in their pants afraid to do it themselves. It's not only that these people buy lots of Hostess, Frito Lay products and Carbonite, but many are also NRA LIFE MEMBERS* just aching to go postal. Be sure to watch this one to the end as it closes with the Checkoslovakia kicker! These Tea Baggers make up in ignorance for what little they lack in ugliness.

*NRA LIFE MEMBER - Those whose most important mission in LIFE is waving their guns around for all to see. For otherwise they would be invisible little gits.

"I got a gun it aint teenie it makes up for my little weenie." ANON
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Video: Stephen Colbert fills out his Census Form, no missiles blow him up

nospam@example.com (Rack Jite) — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 06:54:58 -0700

Another good stab at the ugly Tea Party movement. This is only done by late night comedians as the media sees Tea Baggers only as pickup truck, beer and car insurance buyers rather than the Right-wing paranoid extremists they are. If you have any doubt about that watch this video, Video: Republican Tea Party mocks man with Parkinson's Disease. And please remember, the Tea Party is more about Ron Paul, Tom Trancedo and the NRA than it is airheads like Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann.
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