Fire & Fury! A Frightened World Turns to Dennis Rodman – Funny or Die

Fire & Fury! A Frightened World Turns to Dennis Rodman - Funny or Die

When North Korea becomes a threat we can no longer ignore, and two short-fingered vulgarians threaten our lives, there is only one man who can save us from nuclear annihilation. Dennis Rodman stars in his latest action film “Fire & Fury: A Dennis Rodman Story.”

A disembodied female ‘newscaster’ voice demands:
‘Are we supposed to think that Dennis Rodman now is our ambassador to finding a solution in North Korea?’ YAH BABY! She said it like it’s an absurd idea. I see more unbelievable things, each and every day, and so has every American since November of 2016. Rodman and Kim Jong-un are already unlikely buddies, so who else are you going to send on this important mission?  A tall black man who once wore a stunning white wedding gown to marry himself in 1996 – is exactly who we need!