FOD: First “Openly Redhead’ GOP candidate out of closet


It will not be easy for America’s first openly redhead GOP Congressional candidate Frank Jenkowski. Long an undercurrent,and rarely spoken of in polite company, ‘the ginger problem’ was brought to the surface in a South Park episode titled ‘Ginger Kids.’ Janowski faces prejudice from protestors who chant “Better dead than red,” and “Hair color is a choice.” If that weren’t bad enough, Janowski’s own colleagues cannot seem to overcome their fear of the unfamiliar and sometimes brassy.

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