We recently pondered the disappearance of the Tea Party crowd recently, when they failed to flock to a rally. An infusion of fresh young ideals and minds is just what the Tea Party needs, or so says young hipster Ryan Hansen and his fellow fashion plates.
Unfortunately for the Tea Party, it doesn’t sound like the new infusion is any fresher than the last one – ‘or whatever’ in T.P. Indie parlance. The best ideas to come out of the movement so far have been names for bands: Glenn Beck’s Tears, Lamestream Media. Partyline Disco, and of course, Progressive – Regressive. This wing of the party is unlikely to rise unless there’s a beer OR COKE in the offing.