FOD: God’s Ten Amendments to the Religious Righton April 9, 2011 at 1:00 pm
The New Improved Ten Commandments
I. Honor thy father and thy mother.
II. Thou shalt not kill, period.
III. Neither shalt thou steal.
IV. Neither shalt thou break any contract made in good faith.
V. Neither shalt thou bear false witness against others.
VI. Neither shalt thou enter the circle of vengeance.
VII. Teach thy children well.
VIII. Do unto others as you would have them do onto you.
IX. Love thy neighbor as yourself.
X. Thou shalt clean up any mess thy maketh.
In fact these all could be reduced to one brief commandment: Thou shalt not lie, cheat, steal or kill.
How about this? Instead of countering their constant bleating about putting the Ten Commandments in our schools and courthouses, move from the secular side to their side. Argue that as a Christian Nation, we don’t want Jewish Laws on our walls, instead we list Christ’s Beatitudes from the Sermon on the Mount and put those up everywhere. Fat chance hey?