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FOD: Why I Switched MY Vote To Mitt! (Outtakes)

Funny or Die: Why I switched my vote to Mitt!  My boss told me to vote for Mitt, and women might not choose right!
Fortunately for these fun-seekers who switched their vote for Obama to a vote for the loser, Romney …They are winners despite themselves. Some were ‘guided’ by employers, others by misguided morality and still others by a desire to control a woman’s right to choose.
It gives me great pleasure to state that Todd Akin’s plans have been aborted. Here people discuss ‘legitimate rape,’ or as the earnest Klansman call it ‘God given rape, what God intended!’    Perhaps we’ll be spared questions  like this in the future:
“That’s the thing about a woman’s right to choose, how do we know she’s gonna make the right choice?”