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Four foot Donald Trump sword and flag for only $99.75!

Four foot Donald Trump sword and flag for only $99.75!Well, finally a Donald Trump weapon that even the poorest of peckerwoods can afford rather than a $2000 Donald Trump assault rifle to deal with massive home invasions by Muslims, Mexicans, foreigners and African Americans. And safer around children. With a FREE Donald Trump flag! This is too good a deal to pass up for anyone dumber than pea gravel.

What have you learned over the past year that we did not know before?

That Americans are more bigoted, angry, dumber and numerous than you thought.

I use the “you” pronoun there to leave myself out of it for I knew that after I moved to Texas 35 years ago. And hey, it’s not as bad as you think, after all, you find yourself always the smartest person in the room.

I get along fine, I just smile and if a discussion moves to politics or religion, I point in the air and yell, “IS THAT THE BLIMP?”