My hat is off to the intrepid souls who watched untold hours of brutal FOX dribble to distill these choice bits down for our edification, and as a warning to future generations.
Some outstanding efforts include but aren’t limited to: The Grinch – Lou Dobbs, solemnly warning parents of the evils of ‘The Lorax.’
Liz Trotta’s report about wanton women in the military was an eye-opener. Deduction:People are slavering,randy and rabid animals who cannot control themselves. You know what they say about suspicious people – watch for Liz’s tell-all book coming soon!
Geraldo reports that hoodies are the cause of gun violence, in what is possibly his biggest gaffe since Al Capone’s vault!
The wily Democrats ‘planted Sandra Fluke’ in a effort to get out the slut vote! I have never suspected the party of being that organized, but if so – congratulations!
Drones, gay parents, outrageous unemployment figures and chasing an angry God out of schools also rank high in the list of Fox foolery…And we know they’ll do it all again in 2013. See you then!