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Fox News Sex line will Hasselbeck you hard!

WOW!  Seems Fox News somehow got this taken down from FunnyOrDie. You really missed a good one!

When I do it back there, I call it Megyn Kelly!

fox news sex lineWhich reminds me of Fox News coworker Andrea Mackris’ sexual harassment suit against  Fox News and Bill O’Reilly in 2005 which was settled out of court for several million bucks.

I just experienced another case of how wealthy powerful people can pretty much wash the web of themselves when needed. This was hard to find in TEXT format. Though it was findable in PDF or inside a GIF. The phone call transcript:

“You would basically be in the shower and then I would come in and you would have your back to me and I would take that loofah thing and kinda’ soap up your back…rub it all over you, get you to relax, hot water…and um, you know, you’d feel the tension drain out of you and uh you would still be with your back to me then I would kinda’ put my arm — it’s one of those mitts, those loofah mitts you know, so I got my hands in it…and I would put it around front, kinda’ rub your tummy a little bit with it, and then with my other hand I would start to massage your boobs, get your nipples really hard…’cuz I like that and you have really spectacular boobs…So anyway I’d be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda’ kissing your neck from behind…and then I would take the other hand with the falafel (sic) thing and I’d just put it on your p**sy but you’d have to do it really light, just kind of a tease business…” Married family spokesman Bill O’Reilly.

Oh and the alleged response from Bill O’Reilly:

“If any woman ever breathed a word I’ll make her pay so dearly that she’ll wish she’d never been born. I’ll rake her through the mud, bring up things in her life and make her so miserable that she’ll be destroyed. And besides, she wouldn’t be able to afford the lawyers I can or endure it financially as long as I can. And nobody would believe her, it’d be her word against mine and who are they going to believe? Me or some unstable woman making outrageous accusations? They’d see her as some psycho, someone unstable. Besides, I’d never make the mistake of picking unstable crazy girls like that.” Fox News top host Bill O’Reilly