FunnyOrDie: Ann Romney talks to YOU People!on July 28, 2012 at 5:00 am
America’s hardest working Mom, and Mitt’s human shield Ann Romney sheds light on why they aren’t releasing any more of their tax returns and why you people should cut them some slack for crying out loud!
You’ll be surprised to learn that Ann is truly a simple girl. The two Caddies were not her first choice, but what could she do? Her ‘Daddy Warbucks’ as she affectionately calls him, gave the Caddies to her. You see? Things are not always as they appear. Next Ann patiently explains how they do play by the rules and pay taxes; it’s just different for them, as it should be for the smart, filthy rich and loop-hole friendly. Don’t worry, she doesn’t really expect us to understand.
Finally Ann shares a few thoughts on their faith before she must return to the charmed life for which I suspect she dearly pays. I mean really, can you imagine the sparkling dinnertime conversation? Perhaps they’re discussing the London Olympics as I write this.
Now ‘You People’ know everything, buzz off and don’t ask the Romneybot about any of this, it flusters him into convulsive fits of moronic speaking – straight from the heart.