Not satisfied with having captured only 98% of a typical gamer’s waking attention, Microsoft has announced their new XBOX. Utilizing a host of simple voice commands, the improved XBOX will control and instruct gamers, beginning with simple commands and moving on to more difficult instructions as gamers become more adept at following the instructions.
The program assures that a gamer’s full attention stays focused with special motion sensing technology. It also works in tandem with your Smart Phone, interrupting calls, and insisting you return home to “Turn on your TV, Start XBOX, run updates, and of course…Eyes over here, (insert name)
TECHBUZZ raves : “With the XBOX One, we’re closer than ever to being completely piloted by a console.”
“It’s the immersive obedience experience we’ve been waiting for”