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George Zimmerman sells Murder weapon to Trump fan for $138,000

George Zimmerman sells Murder weapon to Trump fan for $138,000Whoa, how do we know “Jim Smith” who forked over $138k for the gun that killed Trayvon Martin was indeed a Trump fan, well other than the chances of that being so are about, let me call Las Vegas, about 200,000 to 1, nothing.

There are two political choices for President, which one would you think hangs out at gun community websites and would fork over that much money just to put “the get away with murdering a negro” weapon on their wall, a Hillary fan or a Trump fan?

But you say, what about the 1 chance of the 200,000? Well here’s hoping that One is a wealthy black guy who has wrapped up the gun in it’s paperwork heavily covered with axle grease and is just waiting for the opportunity to meet George Zimmerman and shove it where the sun don’t shine.

I was thinking in terms of slipping him a mickey so it won’t hurt the poor guy, then prop him up outside a hospital with a sign that says, “My name is George Zimmerman, I have a gun up my ass.” And be sure to get a few pictures of that up on Facebook.

One of the neato gun facts that came lately is that over the past several years the number or households that have guns is going down while gun sales are going up.  How much gun can a gunnut gun if a gunnut could nut guns?