Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian, turns the tables on Atheists by doing what conservative theists do best. Speaking for God. According to Betty and Palin’s pals, God does not believe in atheists. He does believe in the bottom line, and this alone leaves atheists out of the running. Those losers don’t congregate on Sunday mornings, pass a collection plate or choose to support their own in political races.
On the other hand, conservative millionaire politicians, espouse and deface Christianity exclusively. They know there is no profit without God, or his oddly egalitarian son…The less said about his wacky ideas the better.
The rich are inheriting the earth, and that’s the way the Founding Dads wanted it. So says Sarah Palin. What sorcery allows her to see past the ‘facts’ and into their hearts…Is she a witch? Why does she never use The Google? Betty could have had sister Sarah in mind, when she said, “facts – have a notorious liberal bias.”