God, angry at always being presented as an old scraggly white haired man has finally released what he really looks like. He also has no son and moved to Mars in 1381. Where he lives on a canual with his dog named Mohammad.
This all brings to mind another question that has been bothering me. If the Supreme Court can give a corporation personhood and all the constitutional rights that entails. And are working on giving fertilized human eggs personhood. Can they also give God personhood? And what would that mean? Wouldn’t he then have to show up for stuff? Let’s do it before Hillary changes the course of the Supreme Court for a couple generations. I have some things I want to talk to him about. Well, if he has the balls to show up anyway.