God feels strongly about gay marriage because he has a gay son. You know, if we were to take all the stereotypes and prejudices of Republicans in regard to homosexuals, Jesus sure would fit the bill, let me tell you.
Let’s see… No sex with women, a momma’s boy, wore a dress, only hung around with men, traveled with only men, said nice things, whined to his daddy on the cross and of course the religious powers that be hated him so much they turned him over to the Romans for punishment.