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GOP wants urine for unemployment benefits, test GOP Congressmen first

Stuck in a boring dead end job?
Want a career you can be proud of!
Want to meet new people in pleasant surroundings?
Have you no concept at all of the 4th Amendment?
Are you an out of work conservative Republican whose only skill is listening to Rush Limbaugh?
Do you enjoy looking at other people’s genitals?

Don’t waste a minute more, checking hot steaming urine is the wave of the future. In a country which values as little involvement into our private lives as possible. It’s the only sure thing, now that Republicans refuse to sign the Jobs legislation. Start your training now.

Martin Bashir completely dismantles this clown from Georgia. Congressman Jack Kingston ‘heard tell’ that employers want the potential work force to be at the ready – undrugged, showered and ready to work! For as Newt Gingrich explained recently, poor people (blacks) lie around stoned all day; just as the 2% of Welfare recipients in Florida who were subjected to the indignity of a Urine Test proved to be.

Think how much money Florida saved by not paying that two percent, when it only cost $178 MILLION to set up the testing program! Mind, you can drink yourself into a coma – that’s legal! I’m happy to report that Martin Bashir dismantled both Kingston and his happy wacky conservative notion… It is a thing of beauty to behold.