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Government Shutdown pick up lines FAIL

shutdown pickupI know there is a best selling book on how to pick up girls, but is there a book on how to shoot down boys?  Or don’t the girls need a book for that? “I have a boyfriend,” is pretty standard I suppose, but aren’t there any unique or funny ones?  Well besides “You gotta be Kidding!”

Do we all know our limits?  I have been shot down in flames many times in my life because I knew no limits. I always figured that if I probably wasn’t going to get anywhere anyway, may as well go for the prettiest one in the immediate area. Lucky for me once in a great awhile it worked!  The girl had just broken up with a boyfriend, was drunk or blind.