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Guns Don’t Shoot People, Babies Do

Over the weekend down here in Dumbass two babies picked up guns and started shooting. Though always a fun thing to do down here in Texas, we usually do not let the children begin shooting other people until the Second grade. The first was a four year old who got hold of a revolver and shot himself in the stomach, still in critical condition. They younger 3 year old grabbed a rifle and shot his grandmother through both arms, she is in stable condition. The 3 year old obviously did not pay attention to his previous gun learning and missed the kill. Full Story…