The Rapture has been bumped up to 2014, which begs the question, what will become of your beloved pets After the Rapture? Aha! You hadn’t thought about that, had you? While you and your Christian buddies are floating high above the smoking inferno down below, your abandoned pets will be left to fend for themselves and, with noses pressed against the window shards, wait for you to come home and feed them, give them a scratch behind the ears and maybe throw a ball. They ask for so little.
Worry no more. A pair of Michigan women have created a way for you to enjoy heaven, with the peace of mind that comes from knowing your pets are cared for down below. ‘After the Rapture’ maintains a website where – for a one time registration fee of ten dollars, your pet will be paired with a doomed, atheist caregiver. The non-believers work for peanuts, and no vetting process is mentioned, but I guess it’s better than complete abandonment – maybe? The site also provides goods and services for the conscientious pet owner to use while awaiting the call.
This is NOT an Onion piece or a spoof of any kind. As with everything truly absurd in life, you can’t make this stuff up.
‘After the Rapture’ is the brainchild of two Lansing, Michigan women. According to the site, Sharon Moss and a ‘non-believing’ friend, Carol were talking about what would happen to Sharon’s pet Petey when the Rapture called. Being a good friend, Carol agreed to take care of Petey. Of course when Christian friends were made aware of the arrangement, they too wished there was a way to assure their pet’s well-being and survival…And have that load of guilt lifted from their shoulders.
That’s it! Once you view the ‘After the Rapture Pet Care’ video, I know you’ll want to take immediate action to assure your pet’s welfare during the coming worldwide chaos, judgement and damnation. For a mere ten dollars – at least it won’t be your problem anymore!