The infomercials in this compilation were never intended to be humorous individually,as unlikely as it seems. Apparently ordinary people – in dire need of the products being touted, are ‘doing it all wrong!” By ‘it’ I mean everything! Like we viewers, they are helpless and hopeless when faced by the messy impossibility of cracking an egg. Similarly, they are easily outwitted by a common bath towel.
It has been suggested that should an alien civilization find these clips, we will be annihilated immediately and deservedly. No civilization which is in danger from soap slivers and Tupperware frustration should be allowed to procreate. Perhaps worse would be the discovery of these clips by our own future generations, who will applaud their own evolutionary speed when compared to their backward forebears. I am presuming that they can applaud, given the uni-flipper and long thin thumb they will have evolved the better to text a future implanted iPhone 4027.d
I can scarcely believe that some of these products have vanished from ads and warehouses. For instance, do you know any lucky ladies who sleep like babies because they own a genuine KUSH? When your nightgown is three sizes too small, there’s nothing like a skin colored plastic cylinder to slip between the ‘girls’ and provide support where you need it most – I guess. Maybe I should check ebay.