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Hillary Clinton is fking running for President

Hillary running for presidentHillary Clinton makes hard choices throughout each and every day, but her choice to run for president was the easiest of all.

If it seems like such an easy win for Hillary to most of us, why is everyone and their second cousin running for the Republican nomination? Do they know something the rest of us don’t? How much money is there to be made in running for President?

Well for starters anyone getting on that debate stage will subsequently command larger radio audiences, book advances, speaking fees and get their name up in lights the world over. Even if entering the race finds their past littered with closets full of young boys and dead women they still come out far better than before. And do they keep all the donations they get even if they lose?

Run Sarah Run!

Have you heard? The dream ticket of Palin / Nugent 2016 may now be only a dream. Ted recently used the RETARDED word and you know how upset Sister Sarah gets about that. How about a Palin / Bachmann 2016 ticket?