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Hillary Clinton opens pre opened pickle jar conspiracy, Jimmy Kimmel

Hillary Clinton opens pre opened pickle jar conspiracy, Jimmy KimmelMore than half of Republicans believe evolution is a lie, global warming a hoax, President Obama was born in Africa, that Hillary Clinton has brain damage and this election is rigged by African Americans voting 5 times each, so regarding the pickle jar having been loosened by Hollywood operatives, it is most likely that ALL Republicans believe it.

Which brings up Rudy Giuliani. Holy Hockeylockers!  I would ask what happened to that guy, but then again, I guess he has always been a loud lying sack of poop.  Loved that piece where to prove Hillary has brain damage to Google “Hillary Clinton illness.” Kinda like going to the Breitbart.com comment area to find the truth.

But good to see Rudy stepping up to the plate to become the top celebrity voice for Donald Trump, at least he gives Fatso a break. Giuliani will go on doing what he does, perhaps join the new Trump/Ailes/Breitbart right-wing media machine, but what about Chris Christie? His political career is now over, he doesn’t seem the radio talkshow host type and not blonde or having good enough legs for TV which leaves what? Sadly there is only one New Jersey hot dog eating contest a year, what about the other 364 days?

Christie will more than likely go the way of that MACACA guy who was a governor running and on his way to the GOP presidential campaign. Can’t remember his name just now.  Can’t even figure out what to Google to find it.  Christie will become some nameless fat guy who was for Trump thinking he would get the VP spot.