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Homeschool Expert: Sex Ed A Plot to Ruin Marriage, Create More Democrats

 Homeschool Expert Marjorie Holsten: Sex Ed A Plot to Ruin Marriages, Create Democrats

Marjorie Holsten, who is billed as a homeschooling expert in Tea Party circles, and in others as a guinea pig voyeur – blew the Tea Party’s minds when she disclosed the diabolical plan Democrats have for using Sexual Education as a weapon! They have always known that it isn’t a good idea to tell young adults about readin’, writin’ and reproducin’ but now they know why.  You see, Democrats want to increase the number of Democratic voters, naturally. I’ll bet you didn’t know that they plan to do so by destroying marriages – via sex education.

Marjorie, is billed as a homeschooling expert by tea party groups, Holsten warned over the weekend that sex-ed courses were a plot to increase the number of Democratic voters by destroying marriages.  If it sounds confusing…And it does, here’s how it works, straight from the mouth of Ms Holsten. It’s as easy as connecting the dots!
“People say to me, why would they teach such awful things to our children?” she remarked. “If you go deep down and you connect those dots, you see that when children are desensitized to sexual things, that affects their ability at a later date to bond with a spouse.”  Yes, a few weeks of human biology would certainly take the surprise out of things, but desensitize?  We must see if Holsten has written a biography yet. I’m sorry, I interrupted the flow, Ms. Holsten continued;“And so if you have somebody who can’t bond, they’re not going to have a stable marriage. When you have unstable, broken households, how do they vote? Democrat. So this has a very evil underlying intent.”
Did you see how easily a Democrat is ‘born’  I told you it was diabolical!

Markell didn’t explain how sexual education is to be approached in home schooling…But we can look back to 2012 when Holsten shared how she approached it with her children, in an interview with the Daily Show’s Jessica Williams.
Holsten told Williams she had used guinea pigs to homeschool her own kids about intercourse.

During an interview about Holsten’s objections to allowing a high school student to take a prom star to his prom, Holsten told Williams that teenagers should not be watching sex on the Internet.  “They should learn it the way I did, by watching animals do it on the street,” Williams joked. “Actually, that was how I taught my children,” Holsten admitted. “We started with a boy guinea pig…”
“What? You taught your kids sex-ed with guinea pigs?” Williams interrupted.

“Well, we had a boy and a girl guinea pig that clearly liked each other,” Holsten said. “You really couldn’t see anything because they’re big, furry little fuzzball things. I mean, that’s why there isn’t guinea pig prom movies.” Could she be watching ‘Pig Porn’ in the small photo of Marjorie?

The party which can’t seem to stop talking about trans vaginal ultrasound  and enforcing laws about lady parts, is not known for their own solid marriages. Does this completely ruin our ‘expert’s’ theory – all but the efficacy of using guinea pigs of course?

For example: None of the following high profile Republicans have ‘gone over to the Democrat ic side ‘ as far as I know.
We knew about Ronald Reagan’s two wives, Newt Gingrich 2, Rudy Giuliani 2, Fred Thompson,Bob Dole, Dick Armey, Phil Gramm,George Allen, Rush Limbaugh at 5 plus? Most delightfully, Senator Bob Barr of Georgia, married 3 times, and author of “Defense of Marriage Act.”

Looks like it’s back to the drawing board for the Homeschoolin’ Expert.