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I am the Devil and I endorse Donald Trump, hope to see you in Hell

I am the Devil and I endorse Donald Trump, hope to see you in HellCould the Devil be on to something here, could it be that Christians only want to see a President Trump because he will bring the end of the world upon us in their lifetime?  Is that it?  Well Trump does have 40% of Americans in his pocket while 40% of Americans believe and hope they are living in the End Times [as opposed to 15% worldwide]. Are those numbers just serendipity?

Did you know that only Christians go to Hell?  Yep!  No other religion has a Hell to go to, everything about Hell comes from either Jesus or those Dark Age monks who wrote it all down.  Oh and John Milton and Hieronymus Bosch who gave us the art of it. Everyone else goes to either the place of the dead, Heaven, nirvana, butterflies or nowhere. So if you have had a shrimp cocktail, a ham sandwich, worn polyester, are gay, or coveted you neighbor’s ass your reservation is waiting. What friggin’ silly business, gosh.