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I am Voting Republican because… video

And of course because their historic votes against all of these issues:

Women’s Suffrage

Collective Bargaining

Child labor laws

Social Security

Integration

Voting Rights Act

Civil Rights Act

Medicare

Medicaid

Food Stamps

Indigent legal services

Ameri-Corps

Unemployment compensation

Welfare

Minimum Wage

School lunch programs

Head Start

Progressive Taxation

Public radio and television

Funding of the Arts

Affirmative Action

Peace Corps

Environmental regulations

And the five conservative values

1)      Hating Liberals!!

2)      Caring about little other than themselves and their wallets.

3)      Demeaning minorities, immigrants and foreigners.

4)      Promoting the discrimination against homosexuals.

5)      Promoting the proliferation of handguns and assault rifles.

And of course what we learned about Republicans from the Impeachment in 1998

Ladies! Do you want your Republican acquaintances wearing microphones and asking who you blew? VOTE REPUBLICAN!
 
Ladies! Do you want your Republican girlfriends giving tape recordings of what you said about who you blew to the authorities, who then subpoena you to a grand jury to name names or else be shackled and thrown in prison? VOTE REPUBLICAN!

Ladies! Do you want prosecutors forcing you to testify to a grand jury on what you know about who your daughter blows? VOTE REPUBLICAN!

Ladies and gentlemen! Do you want Ken Starr and the GOP tapping your phone, ransacking your closets, and peeking in your windows? VOTE REPUBLICAN!

Ladies and gentleman! Do you want what you say in private to be recorded and put on the front page of newspapers and magazines?  VOTE REPUBLICAN!

Ladies and gentleman! Do you want to lose your job or be thrown in jail for sexual acts you and a consenting adult do in private? VOTE REPUBLICAN!
 
Gentlemen! Do you want to have to spend a fortune in bug-sensing equipment and hire a lawyer before you ever have sex again? VOTE REPUBLICAN!