Apple just released another groundbreaking new product that is already changing the world. See what their gigantic bond offering is really all about. Be among the first to try ‘iEvade’ – so new it’s not even called tax evasion anymore! Like the other ‘Makers’ (unlike ‘the Takers) you too can push a button, and see your money safely shipped offshore. Use the ‘Stock Up’ dividend enhancer, fully funded by “MyDebt” and keep your untaxed cash overseas, while enjoying tax breaks at home, it’s ingenious! The only suckers paying taxes are the ‘Takers’ who live from paycheck to paycheck. As an added bonus, since you are tax-free, the IRS has more time to focus entirely on the wage slaves, who need never feel lonely again thanks to the IRS’s intensive supervision and frequent contact policies.