In a NEWSWEEK interview Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas – who presided over Rush
Limbaugh’s third failed marriage – said he reads only the Washington Times and listens
only to Rush Limbaugh tapes.
IF you listen to Limbaugh you know one of his most disgusting
propaganda games is his “IF” game. Allow me to play his game just as he
plays it.
IF, Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich are homosexual lovers as I suspect
(or someone told me or I heard somewhere), then they should be honest enough to come forward
and let us all know which is the Dominatrix and which gets his pantie
clad ass spanked. [Imagining Rush and Newt in high heels and bras cavorting in a motel room is what allows me to keep my sense of humor concerning these extraordinary repulsive pigs]
IF it is true that Limbaugh and Gingrich go beyond mutual oral and anual
satisfaction and they recruit underage boys are they not felons?
IF that is the case, should not they be executed?
And IF I had a daily radio show, I would do exactly what Rush does. I would push
these funny little quips about he and Newt in high heels every 15
minutes, spreading the joke to the next day, to the next week, to
the next year, for 20 years until I have planted this lie s well into tens of millions of well armed wingnut listeners that some will take violent action. Just like he does. And IF anyone should complain about anything I say, I would defend myself by saying I am only an entertainer, just like he does.