Yes indeed, front page Houston Chronicle! A recent study at the University of Texas found, unbeknown to all but a select few, that college students drink a lot on football Saturdays! And as improbable as it may seem, the bigger the game, the more they drink!
Being from Wisconsin and watching just about every Packer and Badger game ever played with a group of friends, and attending many of the games myself, this is unexpected news to me!
With the unexpected findings from the good people over in Austin, I am sure other studies will follow which may find that it may not just be college students, but that men throughout America drink more on NFL Sunday’s than on say, Easter. We may even find that more people actually get drunk on Super Bowl Sunday than on any other holiday!
With this news so enlightening, I am planning a study of my own. I will soon be taking a long hike through Yellowstone National Park to see where bears take a crap. I do have some preconceived notions on this, but I plan to stay mum until the facts are in. I would hate to ruin the surprise for yall.