Funny or Die says goodbye and pays respects to the campaign of (former) presidential candidate Bobby Jindal who suspended his campaign just this week. Bobby Jindal hated all of the ‘right’ people, and he discredited and denied the most beneficial programs, such as the Medicaid expansion and Planned Parenthood. Still the base abandoned him for the shinier keys in Trump Tower and in Ben Carson’s pathological hand.
Sitting alone in his office, staring at the vanilla portrait of himself, Jindal must wonder ‘what more do they want?!’ Sure, Jindal was crazy and reckless, but he wasn’t the caliber of crazy the Republican party demands in 2016! Maybe it’s for the best. Our nation lost a maniacal president. (in his dreams), but Louisiana gained a full time governor! Bobby Jindal will buckle down to the state’s business and show us how trickle down economics can really work..This time – or maybe the next.